What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
10.06.2025 04:33
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
What nonsense did you hear today in India that made you laugh?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
After a few moments he returns.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Yes sir it is.
What smell will you never forget?
HELLO
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
What makes you feel guilty the most?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Sure no problem officer.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
{RING} {RING}